Confucius say you can all hold these fortune cookies! Socrates always emphasized the importance of the mind over the relative unimportance of the human body. ', Lucky for history, you didn’t author the Art of Rapping, Bitch, I wrote the Art of War so you better get your guns out. An enigmatic figure, he authored no texts, and is known chiefly through the accounts of classical writers composing after his lifetime, particularly his students Plato and Xenophon. Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD Lyrics "Eastern Philosophers Vs Western Philosophers" 5.0 / 5. Plato described Socrates' execution in his Phaedo dialogue: Socrates drank the hemlock mixture without hesitation. Western Eastern Western Eastern Nietzsche and his younger sister, Elisabeth, were raised by their mother, Franziska. Western Eastern Following her death, he grew closer to his free-thinking godfather. Come let's blind these Chinese heines with some shiny bright enlightenment Western+Eastern:hook Western Eastern Western Eastern This credo inspired Plato’s philosophy of dividing reality into two separate realms, the world of the senses and the world of ideas, declaring that the latter was the only important one. 1 reviewers. By 1778, he was recognized as an icon of the Enlightenment's progressive ideals, and he was given a hero's welcome upon his return to Paris. He attempted to establish an ethical system based on human reason rather than theological doctrine. (click stars to rate) ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ save! Yo where in the tradition The Western Philosophers: Nietzsche: Oh, I'll give you something you can bow and kowtow to. Western Eastern However, questions remain regarding the distinction between the real-life Socrates and Plato's portrayal of Socrates in his dialogues. But you just grew hate me no third Reichy That two dudes on the same team should squabble like some clucking chickens? You need to take control of the life you're given! Ultimate wisdom comes from knowing oneself. Confucius say you can all hold these fortune cookies, I'm coming off the acropolis to start some pandemonium. [Socrates]I'm coming off the Acropolis to start some pandemoniumDon't bring limp raps to a pimp slap symposiumThe mad gadfly, philosophy was my invention, [Nietzsche]Rolling with the flyest nihilist, [Western]We got the wisdomAnd the witThat even I couldn't questionDropping western medicineOn these east infectionsIt's evidentYou've never beenOur type of mental brethren, we're betterThinkersBetter speakersBetter loversBetter men, [Confucius]This type of arrogance is sure to be expectedFrom men who speak of wisdom with no clue of what respect is, [Lao Tzu]You westerners are sloppy, needing discipline in lifeYou lack control of yourselvesAnd of the mic, [Sun Tzu]While we use precise strikes to disrupt your concentration, [Confucius]Hand you an ass-whipping our descendants will honor for generations, [Eastern]We filled a nationWith patienceAnd the presenceFor livingAnd you’ll never hold a candle to the wisdom we've written, [Nietzsche]Oh, I’ll give you something you can bow and kowtow toWhen I squat down and squeeze out a tao of pooh on Lao TzuYou need to take control of the life you’re givenThey call me ÜbermenschCause I’m so driven, [Voltaire]And I’m a freethinkerSo confronting conformists like you?It’s my jobGot a sharp wit, like a spit that’ll skewer youLike a confu-shish-kebab!You flubbed the missionI'm beating your submissive ass into submissionDishing out more disses than letters and pamphlets and playsThat I've been publishing, [Socrates]Now that we’ve covered the two yin and yang twinsI can move onto Jackie ChanSun Tzu, I’ll be picking apart your wu with my method, manThis seminal general isn’t so tough on the micAll your men must be likeYo, what happened?You’re pitiful lyricallyLucky for historyYou didn’t author the art of rapping, [Sun Tzu]Bitch, I wrote the Art of War so you better get your guns outThese white boys getting burned ‘cause guess what?Now the Sun’s outAsians spitting sickBut no, this isn’t SARSLaozi, kick the beatNow Confucius, drop some bars, [Confucius]Let me be candide with you, VoltaireFrench drip with the egg noodle hairYour ego’s just so distractingFree speech doesn’t mean just keep yappingAnd you killed God, so I gotta askDid he die of shame when he made your moustache?You try to plan a new german psycheBut you just grew hate, me no third reichy, [Sun Tzu]And it all starts with youYou’re the father, SocratesHonestly, I think you owe both of your students here an apology, [Nietzsche]I wouldn’t exactly call myself a student of this plebeDon’t make Nietzsche come over and put a knee up in your chiCause I’m N-I-E-T-Z-S-C-H-EAnd I’ll end any motherfuckerLike my name in a spelling bee, [Socrates]Plebe, bitch?I’m toxic like a hemlock sipHang a sandal on the door cause you can suck Soc’s dick, [Voltaire]Sacré bleu, Socrates!You’re making things a little tenseCome, let’s blind these chinese hiniesWith some shiny bright enlightenment, [Socrates]I'll not be taught camaraderieFrom a frog who rigged the lotteryYou make a mockery of ethicsSo keep your fat nose in your coffee, [Voltaire]Let me be frankDon’t start beef with the FrankWho hangs with B. FranksGiving ladies beef franks, [Sun Tzu]I have turned them on themselvesTheir chaos is our opportunity, [Lao Tzu]We must rememberA bowl is most useful when it is empty, [Sun Tzu]Ugh, LaoziI don’t mean no disrespectBut you need to fill your bowlWith some shit that makes some sense. To spit sick is to rap very well. Western Eastern I'm toxic like a hemlock sip, Hang a sandal on the door cause you can suck Soc's dick, Sacré bleu Socrates, you're making things a little tense, Come let's blind these Chinese heinies with some shiny bright enlightenment, I'll not be taught camarederie from a frog who rigged the lottery, You make a mockery of ethics so keep your fat nose in your coffee, Let me be frank, don't start beef with the Frank, Who hangs with B. Franks, giving ladies beef franks, I have turned them on themselves, their chaos is our opportunity, We must remember - a bowl is most useful when it is empty, But you need to fill your bowl with some shit that makes some sense, Oh, you don't wanna stand in the path of Lao Tzu today, I'll make you move bitch, get out the way, Yo, where in the tradition of rap battles is it written. And you'll never hold a candle to the wisdom we've written All your men must be like yo what happened Compartir en Facebook Compartir en Twitter. Nice Peter EpicLLOYD Eastern Philosophers Vs Western Philosophers Epic Rap Battles Of History Season 4. This time he was only detained briefly before being exiled to England, where he remained for nearly three years. Candide is filled with philosophical and religious parody, and in the end the characters reject optimism. It's evident you've never been our type of mental brethren For this, his Socratic Method was admired by some and vilified by others. The Western Philosophers: [Nietzsche] Oh, I'll give you something you can bow and kowtow to When I squat down and squeeze out a Tao of Pooh on Lao Tzu! I’ll smack that warmongering head out of your to-go box hat, So here’s the real golden rule, I’m way above you weak rookies. And I'm a free-thinker so confronting conformists like you it's my job Music begins with lyrics © 2003 - 2020, 2.9 millions of lyrics Made with love in Belo Horizonte - Brazil. Western Eastern      Embracing Enlightenment philosophers such as Isaac Newton, John Locke and Francis Bacon, Voltaire found inspiration in their ideals of a free and liberal society, along with freedom of religion and free commerce. [Eastern Philosophers] We filled a nation with patience and the presence for living And you'll never hold a candle to the wisdom we've written! Numbness slowly crept into his body until it reached his heart. Western+Eastern:hook You tried to plant a new German pysche West:verse 1 Western Eastern The publication of Voltaire's Letters on the English (1733) angered the French church and government, forcing the writer to flee to safer pastures. Western Eastern Western+Eastern:hook We must remember a bowl is most useful when it is empty The reason for his insanity is still unknown, although historians have attributed it to causes as varied as syphilis, an inherited brain disease, a tumor and overuse of sedative drugs. Man, Confucius, you always trying to put something in its place. Your pitifully lyrically lucky for history you didn't author the art of rapping Man, Confucius, you always try to put something in its place, why don't you tell your eyebrows they need to fit better on your face. and François-Jean de la Barre (A young French nobleman. . I'll smack that warmongering head out of your to go box hat, So here's the real golden rule, I'm way above you weak rookies, Confucius say: "You can all hold these fortune cookies", Writer(s): Lloyd Leonard Ahlquist, Peter Shukoff, Dante Michael Cimadamore, Translations of "Eastern Philosophers...", Please help to translate "Eastern Philosophers...".